The original prankster

Step 1. Receive expensive Scotch as a gift.

Step 2. Drink it over time.

Step 3. Keep the bottle.

Step 4. Buy cheap supermarket whiskey and pour it into the fancy bottle.

Step 5. Serve it at a friends’ gathering without saying a word.

Step 6. Sit back and enjoy your smug self as they all admire the flavor, praise the superb oak undertones or even a slight chocolate note, are delighted with its supposed smoothness and all agree that, although super expensive, it is worth its price.

Step 7 (optional). Giggle a little.

Ladies and gentlemen, my father.

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