Step 1. Receive expensive Scotch as a gift.
Step 2. Drink it over time.
Step 3. Keep the bottle.
Step 4. Buy cheap supermarket whiskey and pour it into the fancy bottle.
Step 5. Serve it at a friends’ gathering without saying a word.
Step 6. Sit back and enjoy your smug self as they all admire the flavor, praise the superb oak undertones or even a slight chocolate note, are delighted with its supposed smoothness and all agree that, although super expensive, it is worth its price.
Step 7 (optional). Giggle a little.
Ladies and gentlemen, my father.